Total Medals Earned: 46 (From 13 different games.) Total Medal Score: 625 Points
Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/360 points)
Complete an easy level without dying
Stomp a cat
Attempt to double jump
Stomp a cat while fat
Mid-air axe death
Death by spikes when fat
Complete a hard level without dying
Get to the flag when fat
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Find a secret area
Defeat the cat god
Vomit on the princess
Find all 3 secret areas
Medals Earned: 7/12 (50/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 4/6 (105/155 points)
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Medals Earned: 5/10 (80/315 points)
Die before beating Luis.
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Escape the cave.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/105 points)
Beat the game
Start already!
Win the game a certain amount of score.
Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/410 points)
Teritories completed 7
Cards Owned 10
Teritories completed 15
Hero Cleared 2
Cards Owned 20
CaveTrial 2 completed
Cards Owned 30
Hero Cleared 6
CaveTrial 5 completed
Medals Earned: 1/24 (5/485 points)
Complete story mode
Survive 1 minute in chaos mode
Survive 20 seconds in shrapnel mode
Enter secret mode in any difficulty
Reach 20% upgrade status
Survive 40 seconds in shrapnel mode
Obtain the secret ending on story mode
Complete story+ mode
Survive 2 minutes in chaos mode
Reach 50% upgrade status
Complete story+ mode in under 3:40
Survive 1 minute in shrapnel mode
Obtain the secret ending on story+ mode
Survive 2 minutes and 45 seconds in chaos mode
Grab 8 powerups while time is distorted before it returns to normal
Complete story mode in under 2:30
Complete story++ mode in under 4:30
Survive 3 and a half minutes in chaos mode
Reach 75% upgrade status
Survive 1 minute and 20 seconds in shrapnel mode
Complete story mode without taking any damage on any difficulty
Reach 100% upgrade status
Complete story++ mode
Obtain the secret ending on story++ mode
Medals Earned: 4/5 (85/135 points)
Let out all your aggression.
Beat the game.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 9/23 (65/540 points)
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
View the game walkthrough.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Medals Earned: 5/14 (100/425 points)
Get a game over.
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Beat story mode.
Pause the game.
Play a custom game with only jets.
Get a 20+ combo.
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Beat story mode on hard.